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mag325
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2/27/2005
21:07:50

Subject: 10 signs you have the mod bug
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These are 10 signs, in no perticular order that you my friend, have the mod bug.

10.You have a list of every mod your gonna buy written down tapped to your wall, all for the truck you dont have yet.
9. You make midnight covert ops missions into your room mates rooms looking for stuff to sell for mod money.
8. Your considering getting back with your ex who you know you shouldnt be with, cuz her dad owns a performance shop.
7.The sound of a spooling turbo or whistling blower makes your blood boil, and $ signs flash in front of your eyes.
6. You have the parts numbers of your future mods memorized.
5. An advertisement for "Hot Chicks" makes you instantly dream of a hot cam.
4. You make eating take a back seat to mod money.
3. You refuse to fix your explosive furnace, but dont even blink about dropping 4 g's on a Paxton.
2. The Mopar Performance Rep. knows your full name by your vioce.
1. The idea of an all day install gives you all sorts of warm fuzzy's.

Add as you see fit.



Dan
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2/27/2005
23:42:36

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here is one: You goto your local 4x4 shop and there is a bold sign that says you must put cash down on all items they have to order. Then when you order 4 pro-comp tires (bout $175 each) she tell you not to worry about it when you try to give her money...



Kaderdak
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2/28/2005
00:40:01

RE: 10 signs you have the mod bug
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I got one kind of similar for you guys. You know you are addicted to ebay (buying stuff for your truck of course) when the UPS guy on your route knows your name, stops to watch TV in your living room with you, and gives you a ride to campus to go to class!



Haligan9
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2/28/2005
01:19:55

RE: 10 signs you have the mod bug
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When you name you first born Dakota Paxton



tyt
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2/28/2005
01:51:56

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11. You drive to a bordering state to drop off cans for recycling money for your next mod.



00QC
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2/28/2005
02:08:11

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12. You don't race the Honda Civic at the light next to you reving his 4 banger because it would waste to much gas, making it just that much longer for you to afford your next mod.



Opie
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2/28/2005
16:32:22

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13. You sold your passenger seat and your trailer hitch because you "needed $40 more to buy those sweet HO cams."

14. If you have ever financed an exhaust system.

15. If you ever thought that a Cold air intake and a bigger TB were "do it yourself" jobs.

16. If you have written K&N and asked them to send one of their stickers because "some punk stole mine out of the box at AutoZone"

17. If there is an airraid TB spacer on your desk as a paperweight.

18. If your engine runs, but the water faucet at your house DOESN'T.

19. If the outside of your truck has an inch of mud on it and under the hood is polished chrome.



TexasTodd
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2/28/2005
18:45:11

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OPie, I like #19! And I don't offroad, other than beaches to sail my catamaran.

Todd's - If you have sewer pipe connecting your home brew intake(fernco), ....................
You might be a redneck!!



01Motorsport
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3/02/2005
13:30:55

RE: 10 signs you have the mod bug
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#21 Your credit card minimun payment allows you to buy a new mod which JUST fits under your card's credit limit.



Modder
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3/03/2005
02:11:35

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22. You put off that engament ring for your girlfriend because it would set you back 3 months till your MOD.

23. Or you only go on dates to McDonalds as to not cut into your MOD budget to deep.



Big Ed
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3/03/2005
06:58:33

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24. You spend 30 days in jail for non support just to make that dak sound great when u pick up the kids at the x's house.



01Motorsport
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3/03/2005
09:13:44

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25. Your motto is the same as Tim "The Toolman" Taylor: "MORE POWER!!..AarrAarr!"



Android287
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3/04/2005
11:16:40

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You walk around giggling 4.10's with a posi rear-end



IntenseDak39
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3/04/2005
17:41:30

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i've got some similar stories...

my UPS man's house is directly behind mine.. he's been bringing me parts for 7 years now.

my brother's sister in-law named his daughter Shelby Dakota


and here's the winner

::: drum roll :::


on my first wedding anniversary, it just so happened to be a coincidence that the same city that had the bed in breakfast we stayed at was also the same city that had the 727 torqueflite that i needed


oh the wife just loves reminding me about that.



DakOwner
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3/09/2005
00:07:00

RE: 10 signs you have the mod bug
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30. You continue to wear Boxers/Underwear with holes in them because replacing them would cut into your MOD budget.



blahblahh
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3/10/2005
13:10:31

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you cancell your car insurance so you'll have the money to put down on your next MOD



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