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JP
Dodge Dakota
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10/14/2002
14:14:07
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A little on the lite side of things.
How do I get my wife out of my pickup? Dang women started driving it to school daily and now she won't take the VW anymore....... I like my VW but love my dak. Any ideas how I get to drive my pickup more than 1 day a week.... 8 ) God knows I do all the maintenance.
When we first bought the dak, she said 'no rednecking it out' - meaning, no tool boxes, no headers, no CB or other goodies. Now she's hanging all these prissy air fresheners in it. Next thing will probably one of those fuzzy steering wheel covers. Oh god, I'm starting to feel sick. Take pitty on my dak and don't laugh when you see it.
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born2steel21
GenIII
10/14/2002
17:43:57
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disconnect the battery and tell her its broke...lol
-- Death Before Dismount --
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sicminds
GenIII
10/14/2002
18:31:58
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Get it to trip the check engine light,(unplug a sensor) and then tell her she did it and ban her from driving it.
now you know thats..................
sic
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Pistolero
Dodge Dakota
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10/16/2002
11:21:24
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Drink beer in it and throw the cans on the floor, throw empty Frito's bags on the seat and floor, a bunch of papers up on the dash, smear some dirt on the steering wheel, then eat chili and burritos for a couple of days and fa*t in it for a few hours...that should keep her out of it, and you won't have to do any of that mechanical stuff.
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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10/16/2002
11:43:13
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Take your secretary to lunch in it next tiem you get to drive it. Make sure she leaves lots of stray hairs on the seat backs. And leave a cigarette butt in the ashtray with lipstick on it.
I bet she'll quit borrowing it. Although she may ask for it in the settlement proceedings afterwards....
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mdandl
GenIII
10/16/2002
11:51:21
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Do what i did---Buy her a dakota too
only way i could get my wife out of mine
not only that her dak is the first vehicle she has had that she takes care of in over 20 years of marrage
Mike
1997 Dakota Sport RC V6, Magenta, Dynomax Ultra Flow, K&N, APC Clear Corners, NR White Face Gauges, Mopar Boards, rails, Line-X, and Others to come
2000 Dakota Sport RC V6, Dynomax Ultra Flow, K&N, ARE Cover, Soon to be PLUM CRAZY
NEW TOY 1987 Dakota RC LB V6
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