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J and J Auto
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9/21/2008
02:20:09

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Well the worst ticket post got 100 replies

Monster Quest

Bigfoot has been draining gas tanks and sythetic
oil thefts suspected

It would seam they are party animals and are
drinking shots of sythetic oils and washing them
down with gasoline they are draining from dakota
owners

There favorite is the E85

Be Ware They Are There

Bad A$$ Bigfoots

Beleave It Or Not

Larry
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9/22/2008
16:59:53

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Good try Larry!! Everyone knows your in charge of the bigfoot gang!!



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9/24/2008
01:18:23

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Yes the Bigfoots live behind my house

They are smart they send the squirals in to steel
my oil

There is a bar up here called

Bare foot charles

LOL

Larry
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9/24/2008
18:14:58

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Well this isn`t working,got any GOOD ideas??



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9/26/2008
11:52:57

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Well , we could either bad mouth Chrysler's
" Quik-connect" fittings for the auto tranny
lines into the rad - use once and never again .
Stealer-dealer price of $ 166.00 each .
Or we could start a Totally New idea -
how to convert a Dak to Hybrid and at least
double the gas milage , with more torque
available ????



dakota49
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9/27/2008
18:27:30

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jocko, I think you have very much out smarted, and you aren't intelligent enough to know it.
Good Job Larry.
Good Day,
Dakota49

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9/30/2008
18:40:04

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Dacrappa49, Reread your post it makes no sense.Your a product of inbreading.A mind is a terrible thing to waist.the boy`s from Pelsor pee on you Rodgers sissy`s

Good Day
Jocko



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10/07/2008
02:04:31

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Nasty, nasty



Larry
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10/08/2008
12:26:26

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Very very nasty!!



dakota49
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10/08/2008
21:13:48

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jocko, coming from you that means absolutly nothing to me, but please don't stop putting me down cause the way I see it, as long as you and a few others are upset at me and trying to get me upset you aren't bothering the other good folks on this site.
Have a Good Day
Dakota49

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10/09/2008
00:23:18

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Whats a drunk's favorite cell phone company?

ATT-more BARS in more places.



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10/10/2008
02:17:18

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wadak thats great more bars in more places I will
have to give all my friends that one

I personaly do not have a cell phone

But I am an old retired guy all I do is shoot
squrels and shoot at bigfoots always to miss and
I was a marksman in the marine core but I still
have never hit one of the BF's

I could probably be everyones father that posts
here I am so old but still love my performance
trucks and cars

This truck was driven by an old man from northern
wisconsin whant to buy it never beat or driven
over 50mph

Age has its benifits LOL LOL

Larry
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10/12/2008
16:13:53

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Larry,

I have a good friend here who is 70 years old that was a shooting cadre instructor in the army for several years. He's involved in cowboy competitve shooting in Washington, Oregon, Idaho and Montana. I'm considerably younger, but he is a better shot than I am. I have been trap and skeet shooting with him at a local shooting range and he has whooped my tail a number of times. The best I ever did was with a single shot Italian shotgun that he has. It dosen't have any recoil pad and after using it my shoulder and arm was black and blue for 2 weeks straight. My motto is don't mess with the old guys, they know how to shoot. The same guy I'm telling you about had an attempted breakin at his house and 2 robbers staired down the end of a 50 caliber desrt eagle till the cops got there. He knows how to use it and wouldn't hesitate ti use under the right circumstances.

wadak



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10/12/2008
16:21:46

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Larry,

As I write this the game in Seattle between the Green Bay Packers and the Seattle Seahawks is starting. The Seahawks have suffered a number of injuries including quarterback Matt Hasselbeck. The Seahawks got streamrolled by the New York Giants 44 to 6. I think the Seahawks will be lucky to squeak out a win.

Wadak




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10/13/2008
08:46:00

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HEY J & J , EVERYBODY'S DADDY, HUH?

WOULD YOU FÚCK ME?



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10/13/2008
11:11:46

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Dapussy49, Come on over to Palsor & we`ll see who can really shoot!! Good day Jocko49



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10/13/2008
23:53:37

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kimberly

sorrie in 45 years of marage I have never cheated
on my wife, I like my balls hanging just the way
they are not on display in a jar on a shelf LOL

You see I have values and morals that I live by

Larry
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10/14/2008
00:22:08

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Just some stupid internet troll.



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10/16/2008
19:26:27

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Same heffer 45yrs.Mafes you wanna puke



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10/18/2008
00:17:55

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"sorrie in 45 years of marage"

if sorrie wasn't bad enough!

marage ?????????

larry i think you need to step out of the garage
your sniffing to many fumes!!!!



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10/18/2008
00:33:16

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Hey I have no regrets

I enjoy every day more and more

Larry
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