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1/28/2003
09:21:21

Subject: WOMEN AND DAKOTAS
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A very attractive woman walks up to the bar in a club. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard."Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. He shakes his head.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and
seductively popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say."Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap,or paper towels in the ladies room."



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1/28/2003
10:39:23

RE: WOMEN AND DAKOTAS
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Thats mint!!!!! Laughed my ass off!!! Im stealing that one from you!!!



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