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Junkyard Dog
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1/23/2003
23:29:38

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Joe, just drop in your Tornado fuel saver and go out there and kick ass.



midnightdak
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1/23/2003
23:47:37

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Or get your a$$ kicked that sounds more realalistic



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1/23/2003
23:52:32

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Hey punk, you wanna get spanked too. I'll race you anyday, you dont have a chance with my pimp ride bro.



midnightdak
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1/24/2003
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get spanked lol i have a 67 chevelle bbc`468 750 hp no nos and i wouldnt waste my time on u...fuker.



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1/24/2003
00:39:25

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Not a chance buddy, I just got a underbody neon kit (purple) and a NOS sticker, believe me, I would beat you like a red headed step child.



midnightdak
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1/24/2003
01:13:48

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yea,that underbody kit and nos sticker has me beat i wouldn't mess with u now.



Dakfour
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1/24/2003
05:24:05

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Joe, ask Batman where he got his engine for the batcar, buy the same engine and put in your dak , then go race any ferrari screaming "I´m ROOOBBBIIINNN ".

Dak 1999 2.5l 4X2 jet perfoirmance stage 1

midnightdak
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1/24/2003
11:59:53

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hahahahahahaha....funny



kacivic
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1/24/2003
15:18:28

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midnightdak, you're absolutely right. all these
people are freakin idiots. i mean, i added a
cold air intake, strut tower brace, LOTS of
interior neon lights, painted all my plastic
thingy's white, added a HUGE NOS sticker,
and 7 in. exhaust to my civic and only gained
500 hp. i was really disappointed b/c i was
hoping for at least 600... but if it only added
500 hp to my civic, i doubt it would add even
400 to a dodge pick up!



Joe
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1/24/2003
15:35:03

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kacivic, I'll race you in reverse, blindfolded.



Rob454
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1/24/2003
18:09:14

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you can beat a Ferarri. Easy. you jsut gotta chain the Ferarri to a tree or a 18 wheeler. otherwise well we all know
Rob



BIG DAK
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1/24/2003
22:44:38

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I down loaded a viper racing a ferarri and the viper beat it pretty bad it was in a 1/4 mile.



midnightdak
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1/25/2003
14:09:59

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gawd damn,you guys are killing me with your stuppiedness(rotflmao)hahaha..only the guys that think noen lights and sh!t make hp..lol..funny sh!t damn if ya'll lived by me i would race you guys 1/4 mile and turn around at the 1/4 and meet you halfway back..lol..and also blindfolded..now that would be funny sh!t..lol..damn some of you guys need to get a life.



midnightdak
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1/25/2003
14:13:22

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oh yea now i know why i left this board to go to another one cause the people there are kewl..they know what dakotas can and can't do...lol..beat a ferrari...damn guys there 200+ grand high performance sprotscars.



Porter
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1/25/2003
22:17:30

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What model ferrari? What's done to your Dakota?
Straight line only? Not all Ferrari owners can drive, can you?



Porter
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1/25/2003
22:20:55

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Never mind, just read the original post...no chance that you can drive or win...



sandman
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1/25/2003
22:27:09

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Just so you know anything is possable but not probable. Most Ferrari's can do 80MPH in first gear and just entering the red on the tach. So unless you run into one running on 3-4 cylinders or someone that has no clue how to drive it then you are going to lose and lose badly!



Joe
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1/25/2003
22:57:03

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First of all, have you read this entire post, have you read all the mods I have on my truck? I dont care if a professional race car driver is behind the wheel of the Ferrari, I would smoke him and believe me, I know what I'm talking about. I have also added yellow vacuum lines under my hood, I gained 50 at the wheels. Also, midnightdak, I dont appreciate you saying God's name in vain, no matter how its spelled, theres no need for that.



midnightdak
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1/26/2003
12:46:01

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And JOE theres no need for u being a stuppied a$$ either vacumme line hoses give u nothing at the wheels...lol...u stuppied fuker...man i wont even be back to read your other fuking remark your killing me by your stuppiedness.



Buddy Jones
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1/26/2003
12:55:39

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Have you read the first page, midnightdak?



midnightdak
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1/26/2003
13:31:23

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yea



Buddy Jones
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1/26/2003
13:45:01

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Ok.What's the other Dakota forum you mentioned?



sandman
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1/26/2003
13:53:55

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Have you ever driven a an exotic car or wrenched on one?



JustGotOne
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1/26/2003
15:33:17

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Joe,
Don't forget to get the huge ventvisors for aerodynamics. You know, the big bubble ones that almost cover the whole window. And those glow in the dark pedals should add another 15 horses as well.

midnightdak, you don't check your spelling, do? It wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out this thread is based on sarcasm. And I know you aren't a rocket scientist based on the way you type. I wonder if you even graduated from high school.



dakfour
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1/26/2003
15:56:04

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HUMMMMM....Joe, I heard from a spy (friend of mine )that the ferrari´s president was found dead in front of the computer. The computer was connected in a strange site called "dodgedakotas" when he heard that his babys would be spanked by a guy called "JOE"and his beast.They are scared Joe!!! Now they are working hard day and night to get more HP in the Enzo.joe tell me... aren´t you remorse to be responsible for this mess???

Dak 1999 2.5l 4X2 jet perfoirmance stage 1

midnightdak
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1/26/2003
23:34:43

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JustGotOne, this forum was based on sarcasm? really,and let me guess you was the last one to figure that one out?..lol..and i'm not a fuking english teacher so some words might not read to your specifu#kation and i really don't care by the way...oh yea,you wondered right i didn't graduate i'm only 17.



Steve
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1/27/2003
17:16:58

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midnightdak, the more you talk the more stupid you sound. It doesn't sound like your going to graduate with that kind of spelling and grammar. Maybe you should study a little harder and learn how to speak before you try to come on this site and cuss everyone out and act like you know what your talking about.



midnightdak
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1/28/2003
00:45:08

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Steve, so i can't type or spell very good whooptie fuking do,so what,JOE started this not me and i'm not cussing everyone out,Just this JOE guy thats all,And one more thing STEVE, when did i say i knew exactally what i was talking about?..huh...when?,never thats when,so please don't tell me how to talk or spell and one more thing there STEVEIE,This isn't english class so why spell every word write?Because you want me to,Guess what there man,I don't really care :)



BlkDak2
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1/28/2003
09:49:01

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- midnightdak wrote:
"whooptie fuking do"


LMAO!



Dakfour
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1/28/2003
15:17:00

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Excuse me ladies...now you´re talking about english language...someone would tell me what is "lol" that some guys write here??? Thank you. This question is for you,midnightdak, what is "whooptie fuking do" ???...he,he,he...


Dak 1999 2.5l 4X2 jet perfoirmance stage 1

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