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OhMonte
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1/17/2003
21:17:06

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I hate those little peices...They all need to be destroyed. I hope you guys got some funny stories to tell me about you racing them...if so hit it up in here. I love messing with those things...They think they got the best stuff...all the body mods and a muffler...then they have nothing under the hood...So dumb...



Monte CarloSS
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1/17/2003
21:20:41

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Once I pulled up next to one with his music blasting. I looked at him and laughed...he got mad and drove away in the opposite direction...it was so funny.



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1/20/2003
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I have a 2003 tiburon that would bury any dakota on this page. I have AEM cai, KORE exhaust and headers and an alpine supercharger. Just a reminder to think before you bash rice rockets as you hillbilly F@*** like to call them. I aslo have a 99 dakota with the 5.2l 5spd with an Airaid intake gibson headers and flowmaster exhaust that don't stand a chance against my tibby! FYI



flame red dak
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1/20/2003
19:39:16

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Ok a$shole... look this is a dakota site and even if you have one don't come on here talkin about your -tibby- (by the way are you a homosexual?) Tiberons are about the gayest looking rice shooters I've seen so far. So don't come on here thinking you have a bad-a$s car!
Maybe your -tibby- (as you call it. are you a homosexual?) is fast but I know for a fact that it looks gay doing it. You must be on the wrong site REDRYDER TRY this one www.ImaGayA$$Fag.com that should help you REDRICER



koda5.9
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1/20/2003
21:09:44

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wow this is personal, it does not matter
what kind of street car,muscle car,pro street or truck you have. if you think its Fast you better run 10s or leave it home,just my opinion.



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1/20/2003
21:31:00

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A Tiburon does not qualify as a ricer. I mean, it barely qualifies as a car, so it has a long way to go before we can elevate it to ricer status. I don't give a good damn what you have under the hood. I don't care if it holds the land speed record. It's still one of the ugliest fu*king cars ever produced in the history of mankind. May God have mercy on your soul for buying one.



Shane K
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1/20/2003
21:33:49

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I drive a 93 dakota with a 5.2L V8. This past Saturday night a litte rice roket lined up with me and I held it to about half throttle and still whooped its Jap ass.



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1/20/2003
22:03:11

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Your not beating my "4 banger" rice rocket with your Dak... unless it does better than 11.15@127mph (NA of course) ;)

cryppie
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shad
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1/20/2003
23:02:50

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well to each his own. i bought my dak to tow my auto cross car, a '72 datsun 510, it's got 10 to 1 compression, a comp. cam, duel side draft weber dcom's, full race suspension kit. and every auto cross i've ever gone to no american car is competitive, just like every time i go to the drag stip the american rigs are always on top. they all have different plus's and minus's. i use to have a nissan hard body 4x4 and my dak is much better off road, and as far as trucks go my dak is as good as they come in my opinion, but i'll take a japanese car any day for road racing or any thing were you need good handling.so basically i'm just saying depending on what you plan on doing with your vehical a japanese car maybe better, or the other way around, so there both good in there own ways.



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1/21/2003
13:46:06

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G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF

Flame red dak, you wanna buy a vowel?



Demon-Xanth
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1/21/2003
13:58:27

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Funny, I had always thought "ricer" and "rice rocket" were two different things, with the latter being sport bikes. Which are quite quick.



Buzz
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1/21/2003
14:57:59

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I will admit there are some fast ricers out there, and not all of them are pathetic losers that drive Hyundais... they should stick to making machine guns... I dare any ricer to race any dak... one little stipulation... we are going to race trucks as trucks... 2 dirtbikes and full gear in the back.. Dak win's by default.. they can race when their engine displaces more than a bottle of Coke... thbbbbbbb



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1/21/2003
15:05:39

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Quote - " Your not beating my "4 banger" rice rocket with your Dak... unless it does better than 11.15@127mph (NA of course) ;)

cryppie
mods/times available upon request. " End quote.

Ok, cryppie - I'm requesting mods/times. All I have to say is you better be talking about a motorcycle, cuz there is no way in hell that ANY four cylinder car will run those times natural aspirated (N/A = no turbo, no blower, no nitrous).

But if you're talking about a "crotch rocket", yeah, I believe you! :-)





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1/21/2003
15:32:45

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MODS/TIMES

Scroll down a bit ;)

cryppie



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1/21/2003
15:34:35

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LONG LIVE RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOWN WITH AMERICAN MUSCLE (ESPECIALLY DAKOTAS)
hondas will one day rule the road



melikerice2
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1/21/2003
15:43:41

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Hondas kick A$$ and no "dak" will ever be superior to japanese cars.



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1/21/2003
16:03:13

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That Hyundai will barely, if even, break into the high 13's with every mod available to it. I think you're full of it redryder. I don't care what you drive or how you drive it, but if you don't have the numbers and facts to back up your post, then get the hell out of Dodge!

K&N Drop in AF
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14.52@94.2 MPH at Silver Dollar Raceway

Demon Dakota
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1/21/2003
16:12:01

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I need to make a typo correction to that last comment of mine. I actually meant to say high 12's, not 13's. Damn fingers type so fast I missed it.

Anyway, I was also going to ask how you resolved the crank walk and piston ring wear, as well as the fuel supply system of that Hyundai when you added the Alpine S/C to the engine. Also, what kind of FMU are you running? How did you resolve the motor mount issue that the heavily modified Hyundai's have? And what did you do to the tranny, since everyone knows the stock one can't even hold up to one or maybe two runs with the S/C install? I've got about 100 more questions for you, so let me know when you answer the ones here on this board. Then go to the Hyundai and Tiburon performance boards and tell them how you resolved all these issues, while they in all their years of trying, haven't.

K&N Drop in AF
True Dual exhaust and removed third cat
HO Cams & HO Intake
Modified TB
Autolite 3923 Plugs
TPS @ .76 VDC
IAT Adjuster Mod
14.52@94.2 MPH at Silver Dollar Raceway

.alex.
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1/21/2003
16:13:06

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Actually, it doesn't even matter if it runs 4's in the 1/4 mile at 900 mph. It's still a damn Hyundai.

That's why I hate that damn Celica NHRA Funny Car. What a travesty. A total nightmare.



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1/21/2003
16:15:35

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This thread is totally worthless.

Poser rice (stickers) sucks, and so do the lame pukes who drive them.

And you Dak guys, get over yourselves, rednecks.



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1/21/2003
16:23:07

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I know alex, but this time I happened to read something from a troll on a subject that I know a lot about. I have great experience rebuilding Hyundai engines (because they really suck a$$, but are a cheap buildup/rebuild). Lots of the fellas I was friends with when in the Navy had them in CA b/c they did a lot of street racing, and they were the cheapest to modify and repair (some were down right fast too, even by my standards). If anyone wants to talk shop on aircooled VW engines, then I'm your man there as well. I've got the ultimate '70 Super Bug. Totally streetable (gets 23 MPG on the highway) and has 253 RWHP. And yes, it's still an aircooled engine. It cost me about $4000 to build the engine, though (which is tough to do on that VW engine). Anyway...back to reality. redryder, go jump off a very tall cliff.

K&N Drop in AF
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TPS @ .76 VDC
IAT Adjuster Mod
14.52@94.2 MPH at Silver Dollar Raceway

redryder
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1/21/2003
16:31:12

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ok. b/c you guys suck and are very mean. but before I go I got one question for you cak, I mean dak owners. Do the letters F/O mean anything to you.

Peace out you faggots



Demon-Xanth
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1/21/2003
16:50:34

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Can someone explain to me that?! Trolls come along, raise as much hell as they can, then leave with "Peace out". We had peace, we want it back.



.alex.
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1/21/2003
17:01:38

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The letters F/O??

What does that stand for? YOUR MOM???

Justin- I always thought it was cool watching a Bug snatch the front wheels and run 11's. And for cheap, too.



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1/21/2003
17:03:53

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hey cryppie, my r1 would eat your f3 for dinner bro. Sport at least a modded gixxer 750 before you brag about your bike, never know who has a beast around here.

-m



Getalife
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1/21/2003
17:05:41

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"""Trolls come along, raise as much hell as they can, then leave with "Peace out". We had peace, we want it back."""

Not to defend the illiterate "puke" I was referring to earlier, but you Dak guys should chastize OhMonte for stirring it up with this crap thread in the first place... its a Troll magnet.




bigmofodak
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1/21/2003
17:36:39

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What the hell is wrong with all these rice lovers? They come along thinking that they are gods gift to automobiles, when really their fart piped rice racers can't even keep up with my dakota that has 9" lift and 35" superswampers. There is nothing better than smoking a little civic with a 5 foot wing on the back in a huge dakota that they think is all show and no go.
If they only knew how many people laughed at their cars because of the 500 stickers, 10" exhaust tip and huge rims, they would probably all own a dakota.

That's my 10 cents, my 2 cents was free



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1/21/2003
17:45:35

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figitdotcom,

Who said I was bragging?

As you said, "My 1100 would eat your 600 for dinner bro".

Big surprise there... Of course your 1100 will beat my 600 strait line, but lets get them on a road track and see who wins...

Also, I doubt you could get your R1 to run a 11.15 at a dragstrip. Try it and see! Launching and keeping traction on the strip is a totally different experience than a rolling race on the street.

BTW, My 318 would eat your 360 for dinner, BRO.;-)

cryppie
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1/21/2003
17:48:02

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I'll race you on my ten speed




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1/22/2003
00:45:58

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OK CRYPPIE because your an idiot i thought i would invite you to a race of many kinds first the dak is a 99 r/t 5.9 that will smoke your old school and ugly dak. and second and third on the rocket side i have a 1000cc honda rc51 that will run high 10s on the strip and of course you know what the rc51 is, the best road racing bike honda has ever made so on the track i would take your wimpy 600 that you so believe is awesome and smoke it. my 2 cents worth not .02 cents worth as many people i see write go to english class.



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1/22/2003
00:52:09

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and p.s. to the retarded tibby??? owner your an idiot for posting that stupid car on the web. shame on you. if you also want a race my honda prelude 2.2 turbo with vtec killer cams and built engine running 20lbs. boost on turbo blue for a winter beater car ide be happy to race. thnx p.s.s i dont like ricer cars and dont have a big wing or stickers i just enjoy beating all those wannabe faggots that drive those f.ing civics everywhere and think there bad!!!!



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