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FazDak
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5/18/2002
09:06:33

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Check this out!!

www.takakaira.com/accessories/nightpager/nightpager.html

Scott





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5/18/2002
09:58:35

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I don't beleive it. The things some people will make and try to sell. I think we will see some ricers out there farting all the time.
Next they will have a V-8 speaker under the hood.

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5/18/2002
09:59:08

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OMG!!! that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen!! Bet its good for at least 25 HP!!



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5/18/2002
10:40:58

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Uhhhhh...yeah....riiiiiiiiiiiight. LOL

(I agree with Toby.)

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5/18/2002
11:14:14

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I've seen that page before, I wonder if it is real though??



Red96SprtDak
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5/18/2002
11:15:56

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ya know thats almost as funny as the subwoofer disguised as a nitrous bottle somebody had posted here before.



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5/18/2002
11:25:39

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Wow! That kit sounds like it would really be neat for when you let off the gas.......

Too bad it doesn't come with that G force part.

You know.......

The G force part where you hit the gas pedal and your head tries to fall off the back of your neck and your whole body get shoved back into the seat?

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm just pissed that I didn't come up with this product. My imagination and ability to invent things has always been hindered by the belief that people only spend money on products that serve some useful purpose...... I always forget that there are probably millions of people that are as dumb as rocks and will spend their money on almost anything!

Next I suppose somebody will sell ROCKS and call them PETS! Hahahahaha



Lesley
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5/18/2002
12:13:14

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Oh brother! With the nice weather, all the flourescent ricers have come out of hibernation and my town is absolutely inundated with them. I can just imagine how many of them would jump at that kit.

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Tom Slick
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5/18/2002
14:19:34

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You have got to be kidding me!!!!!

I hate posers... especially "RICER" Posers...

Yeeeaaaaaachhhh!

Later!

Tom "Slick"
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FazDak
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5/18/2002
14:26:45

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Thought you guys (and girl) would like that.

So no one thinks that'll give any HP gain huh? :-)

Guess I'll have to cancel my order, lol.

Scott



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5/18/2002
21:54:37

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The things you see come and go that some companys try and do sell to the SAPS that call themselves car people. This thing really out does all the snake oil crap that has been advertised!! I think that I will make a recording of my buddys viper and make come on when I press the gas pedal on my truck and tell ricers that it has a v10 in it.
I think I will quit my job as a loan officer and go into the (ricers are so stupid they will by anything for $300 racket) I have to say if they sell 100 of those things they are smarter then we think they are..

manuel i zamora

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5/19/2002
01:51:00

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sick, just sick. what happens when someone hears that valve and wants to race and you got no balls.... do they make a speaker for that too.



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5/19/2002
21:28:12

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oh god why???



DodgeDakotaQC
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5/19/2002
22:19:24

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Thanks for the laugh.
Thats some stupid sh|t. Who wants to get in on a group buy for that one? ;p

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IntenseDak39
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5/20/2002
06:03:35

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now scott,
that "blow off valve" wouldnt be complete without this:
http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1830085928&r=0&t=0

i have actually seen one of these things on a car... i wanted to stop my truck and kick him

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5/20/2002
10:20:08

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That is pretty funny lookin but you know they did endorse and install that intake on their project civic on Horse Power TV on TNN?

Btw, hows the headers comming for the new turbo setup?

Scott



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5/20/2002
12:14:43

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havent got to start yet.... been consitrating on g/f's car. Put it back together and have a hose leaking. After i fix that i can tear my truck apart.

are you talking about the little crx with the body kit that is painted red?

intensedak


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5/20/2002
14:49:52

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Don't you guys and notice that all these poser items that come out for cars are for ricers. The companys that that sell all those things probely drive real American cars and sit back and laff their asses off thinking up new poser parts for all those dumb ass ricers..

manuel i zamora

FazDak
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5/20/2002
16:19:43

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No, its a green one that they started with a dyno baseline of like 80 or 90 something, they put a header, ignition and the air intake on it and didnt even break 100.

Then they put N2O on it and I think it got to 130 something.

Pretty funny but I guess if its light those numbers feel like more.

Scott





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5/20/2002
16:34:34

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You know its features like that sorry ass honda and all that chevy and ford stuff that those two dopes do, really deter me from wasting my time watching that show. Like you said fazdak that POS did not even braek 100 hp until they shot juice in it. When they did that I was really hoping that the cyl head would of shot through the hood. If I can recall they did only two mopar features all of last year. I would wait to see what they where going to put on for the next week, and as normal, chevy, ford, and ricer crap.
At least I dont mind watching the american car shows, but when they start saying all that crap like the ricer movement is up and comming, or the ricers this or that, I reach for my remote.

manuel i zamora

IntenseDak39
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5/20/2002
17:57:50

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well that kinda goes for all small engined cars scott. My girls car is an Alero with the 180 3.4 V6. G.M. High Tech Performance magazine is doing a Alero 2.2 four banger project. All the mods they did including exhaust, intake and stuff didnt do anything more the 10 hp on the dyno... but that 2.2 put a base of about 115-120 on the ground... 140 at the crank. Now before they did a project V6 Alero and added only a high flow cat and yielded 10 rwhp... shows how much you can do.

besides, hondas are tuned so precise at the plant that nothing really can help it. I mean 110 horsepower at the motor is a lot for a 1.6 liter (and 160 for the V-tech).


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