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9/28/2001
15:44:28

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Can we please get a special section for retards?



Blckdak
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9/28/2001
15:55:44

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Im not saying anyone's retarded, but it is getting old with the "Can my 4.7 beat a turtle?"
Why don't you go out there and try it, then report back to us.

Erin
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Dr.Q
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9/28/2001
16:01:00

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guffy?



alex
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9/28/2001
17:17:58

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That's g-u-E-f-f-e-y. Gew-fey. Stop posting gewfey sh*t like that.....

But I do agree. If you're not sure you can beat (fill in the blank) slow-ass vehicle, then just get your ass to the drag strip and find out. Bench racing will only leave everyone wondering.

So, like I said back in January on this same site....... Shut up yappin about 4.7 vs 5.9 stock for stock, etc. and lets go race!!





Dr.Q
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9/28/2001
17:30:00

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humor
SYLLABICATION: hu·mor
PRONUNCIATION: hymr
NOUN: 1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology a. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile. b. Aqueous humor. c. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8a. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See synonyms at mood1. b. Capricious or peculiar behavior.
TRANSITIVE VERB: Inflected forms: hu·mored, hu·mor·ing, hu·mors
1. To comply with the wishes or ideas of; indulge.
2. To adapt or accommodate oneself to. See synonyms at pamper.
IDIOM: out of humor In a bad mood; irritable.
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English, fluid, from Old French umor, from Latin mor, hmor.
FYI
Q




alex
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9/28/2001
17:46:30

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I'm not yelling at you, Doc Q. I'm yelling at the rest of these weenies that want to go out for their first ever drag race (on some highway where there's nobody to witness or officiate) and what do they do? They want to bet their pink slip that they can beat a 1993 Silverado with the old non-Vortec 350 engine and some 44" mud tires (oh wait- it does have the new k&n drop-in) and so they post here to "find out" who's gonna win. WaaaahWaaah. Get the hell off your couch and go race. If you don't want to race for pinks, dont' go out for pinks. If you wonder who's gonna win, go watch that guy race somebody else before your race. If you think you're quicker than that jerky in his 5.9L R/T, then go find out. Who cares what the magazines say? Who cares what the factory window sticker says? I've got a 4.7 and I've beat R/T's plenty. But that's because the drivers sucked. They had no idea what they were doing, and so I crossed the line first. Maybe they're faster, but it's who crosses the line first. You will never find out what your truck can do if you don't go RACE!!!

it's that easy. Okay, I'm done. If the four horsemen don't wipe me out at the next traffic lite, I'll see you at the track, dammit.



Lesley
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9/28/2001
18:01:15

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whew! I'm relieved. Thought he meant the gooooofy stuff we were havin' fun with.

97 3.9 V6 Sport Club Cab. Black

CW
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9/28/2001
19:17:29

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I agree. Lets get back to the technical stuff, this board has gone fer sh*t since Bernd left. I don't mine a little bench racing but lets get real here.



fghj
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9/29/2001
02:08:31

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nut'n like spoken a little smak



Bruce P
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9/29/2001
19:51:55

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What KIND of turtle? ;-)



Dr.Q
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9/29/2001
20:03:36

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I thought a tortise was on land and a turtle was in the water. Anyway you slice it a 4.7 and a turtle underwater would be a good race! You know in the Marines we had these snorkle kits for fording the jeeps. I know we get a supersized Z-tube use it as a snorkle!
Waiting for the drugs to kick in,
Q



HN
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9/29/2001
21:27:46

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CW if you don't like it here,move on.



lesley
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9/29/2001
23:39:47

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I for one would like to see a picture of that! Can't you just see it - the Blues Brothers Dak! Or... have you ever seen pictures of those things that hunters use for calling moose? Kind of a camoflage digeri-doo sorta thing? Make a great off-roadin' huntin' guys intake.
Weeeeeee!

97 3.9 V6 Sport Club Cab. Black

Dr.Q
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9/30/2001
00:04:43

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I see Lesley has been sipping the sacramental wine!



Lesley
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9/30/2001
00:18:53

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More like the sacrificial whine... I'm loggin' some overtime hours, just taking a brain break here.

97 3.9 V6 Sport Club Cab. Black

Lesley
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10/01/2001
12:18:23

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"I agree. Lets get back to the technical stuff, this board has gone fer sh*t since Bernd left. "

You can quit your bîtchin' now... if you check recent posts, it looks like he's back.

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bernd
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10/01/2001
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I'm still here.

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CW
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10/01/2001
14:17:47

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Geeez. Didn't mean to piss everyone off just that I was agreeing with the original post thats all. I didn't ask for a special section for retards. I would just like to see good useful tech, like the section on uping the TPS voltage a little, thats good stuff keep it up.



CW
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10/01/2001
14:20:32

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By the way I think I will try putting the voltage on the TPS up by .15v and let you know how it works.



BT
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10/01/2001
16:15:40

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My turtle has a custom wing on his shell that knocks 0.5 hours off his 1/4 mile!



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