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Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


7/06/2001
20:55:07

Subject: 4.7 smoking bad, whats the deal??
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I was on my way to the bookstore to pick up some new mopar mags when this cavalier Z24 pulls up. I looked over and noticed that it was an 80's model, pretty beat up, so I thought it would be an easy kill (fat woman didn't look like a good driver either). I got her off the line easy, but then, just as the tach hit the rev limiter (I guess that's what it is because it just wouldn't go anymore), I heard a thud. I shifted to second and the truck felt like it had only about half power, which would be about 200hp. It was smoking real bad. Are there any TSB's out for smoking trucks?? Any idea why it would be smoking?




Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


7/06/2001
22:04:50

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You only beat the shit out of your truck all the time,what do you expect!You would run a school bus if one pulled next to you.

If your brains where dynamite,you wouldn't have a neff to blow your nose.



Blizzard
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7/06/2001
22:20:59

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LMAOOOOOOO @ 200 hp = half power

OMG Jeffster. You are worse off than I had thought. I'm gonna have to agree with Mr. Balls on this one. Sounds like you trashed it one time to many, Jeff.
A TSB out for a truck not taking an obnoxious, cocky, abusive driver? Hmmm ... I'll have to go look.

You wanna play you gotta pay. Even the big boys break a ride every now and then.

'01 QC 4x4
5.9L, 3.92 LSD, loaded
www.geocities.com/blizzzzard69

tj
Dodge Dakota


7/06/2001
22:24:59

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha!



Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


7/06/2001
22:35:49

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Hay Jeffster...get your self one of them there old 5.0 Mustangs,THEY TAKE A LICKING AND KEEP ON TICKING! Hehehehehehe Hahahahahaha



Candy
Dodge Dakota


7/06/2001
22:42:44

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Mr Balls,stop picking on my Jeffster,you are so bad.Jeffster I'll make it better for you,stop at the club tonight. LOL



Blizzard
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7/06/2001
22:53:30

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It's gonna be a loooooong WALK to that club!

I hate to hear of bad things happening to a Dakota, but somehow it takes a little of the bite off knowing it happened while someone was racing a beat up Z24 driven by a woman that is challenged with an overweight problem.

Hmmm...gotta wonder how much support you could have gotten, Jeffster, if you hadn't copped such an attitude in prior posts, huh?

Honestly though, I don't like to hear that you have truck troubles. Chalk it up as a learning experience, and move on. You'll probably get lucky and mopar will fix it under "warranty".

'01 QC 4x4
5.9L, 3.92 LSD, loaded
www.geocities.com/blizzzzard69

Blizzard
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7/06/2001
23:30:21

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Probably a dumb question, but it's been nagging at me ...

How far into the tach's redline were you when this problem developed?

<----- still has a terrible visual of a (now smoking) Dakota racing a "fat woman didn't look like a good driver either" in a beat up 80's model Z24 cavalier. You best lay off the R/T's for awhile. You are not quite ready.

'01 QC 4x4
5.9L, 3.92 LSD, loaded
www.geocities.com/blizzzzard69

Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota
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7/06/2001
23:48:24

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Sorry Jeffster I have a confession to make I am actually a homosexual and your little flirtings with Candy got me really hot and was hoping you would lean in that direction.

What do you say??

Feel free to drop me a line.



Blizzzard
Dodge Dakota
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7/06/2001
23:59:00

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Drop me a line Mike if Jeffster isn't intrested.



Zaurusman
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7/07/2001
00:03:06

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Jeffster, I run my truck hard sometimes too (though not THAT hard - damn, boy, how much money for mods you got??!), but I would suggest you drive it or (more prudently but expensively) have it towed to your Dodge dealer; usually they'll charge like $20 or so to have it even looked at if the warranty doesn't cover it and you take it elsewhere to be fixed, but at least they *should* be able to figure the problem for your $$, and you can go from there. Just don't let them fix it - they'll rob you blind.

Good luck, man; tell us what blew! I put $10 via PayPal on the head(s) if anyone would like to challenge - and I know next to nothing about engines at this point - pistons make the crankshaft or crank rotate, right? All I know is that forged pistons might rattle when the engine's cold. Anyway, reckon lack of compression on one side, and am allowed to do so because my current residence is in Texas so "reckon" is mine to use. -tk



Art
Dodge Dakota


7/07/2001
00:12:18

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Why wouldnt warranty cover it,never saw any clause that said no going to the rpm limits,why did they put a limiter then shouldnt make a difference how much u rev it,they set the limit soooo call your 1-800 # any where in north america by the way and they will fix it,they have to its brand new an dit has a warranty so wtf



Zaurusman
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7/07/2001
00:27:54

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I have a friend (albeit with a Toyota) who lifted his truck a LOT, and they decided that this was why his rack went out. They fixed it in a very half-a$$ed way, and told him to never return because he'd brought it upon himself; essentially, they said that his lift and larger tires and wheels had caused it and that the rack and suspension were no longer warranted for his vehicle. Turns out that when they fixed it they missed a couple parts so he would have laughed last except that now it shimmeys and he has no idea why. As Homer Simpson would say: "DOH!" Sometimes stock is good...

That DC customer service number, BTW, (since I've used it myself) is 1-800-991-1997. Shouldn't call unless you're turned down or unsatified with the fix. Me, I called about a freakin' tailgate rattle which sounds really stupid, but open that $150 optional back window and hear squeaks and it's downright annoying. One day I just plain (angrily) slammed that tailgate really hard after 5-10 trips to the dealership with no fix, and it stopped squeaking and rattling... Guess my emotions are smarter than dealership technicians. And if one of them ever tells you "Your bed shifts because it's on rubber bushings" that's bull$$$$, because the CAB is on bushings and the BED is bolted directly to the frame, which flexes.

I know it wasn't intentional, Art, but you got me started. -tk



Art
Dodge Dakota


7/07/2001
00:39:56

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I know what your saying but engine breakdown like that,they really have no choice its not alltered and just so you know most engine mods they will not argue about warranty but lifts oh ya forget the warranty,trust me I used to work in a dealership and the 1-800 # I was talking about was the breakdown # you know that little card you get in the mail for breakdows,locked keys no gas etc etc,thats the # I meant they will tow you in,just say hey it started smokin and I didnt want to drive it to make it worse,ive reved mine till it wont no more once in awhile no smoke yet cept from the tires :)dont worry jeffster it will get fixed
maybe the will give ya a viper to drive around while you wait



Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


7/07/2001
03:13:34

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Art don't listen to these little children on this thread. I just got home from and see somebody is pretending to be me. Pretty sad spending a Friday evening taklking to yourself instead of out enjoying all the honey's out there but to each his own. It's kind of like self masturbation if you ask me. The truck is running great and feels even smoother as the engine breaks in. I have never even reved it to the limiter. I have taken in to a little over 5,600 RPM's but by no means was the engine straining at all.

What's the stock limiter set at anyways Art??

Blizzard by the looks of it is Mike Noballs allthough I didn't know he liked me that way. Sorry Mike/Blizzard I don't bat for that team. (not that there is anything wrong with that)



Blizzard
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7/07/2001
07:42:55

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Awww geeez. Wish you guys would register! Then I could weed out the imposter posts from the real ones.



'01 QC 4x4
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Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


7/07/2001
19:30:46

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Some pervert used my name above,with the homo thing.You people better get used to it,some low live will use your name...because Mark kicked ever one off the web site and wants ever one to pay,well it is not going to happen boys and girls.

Ever one used to be able to register there name for free,but that has changed...so get used to some one using you name Jeffster.



Hawkeye
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7/07/2001
19:46:54

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I guess hoping and/or expecting everyone to act like grown adults is out of the question huh.

'00 QC 4x4
4.7 3.55 LSD
32x11.50 BFG AT's
Green Thunder

K/M/A
Dodge Dakota


7/08/2001
07:49:19

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Pretty much so Hawkeye,Mark took away the free registering of a user name.The majority of people will not pay to see a picture of there truck on this web site.If Mark was telling the truth about paying for the web site,than he is not going to get the bills paid for by the number of people that want to see their truck on a web site.K/M/A



Hawkeye
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7/08/2001
08:43:06

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So does that mean that free registration is the only way that people can act like an adult? Give me a break. You mean people have to be MADE to act their age? Alllllllrighty then.

'00 QC 4x4
4.7 3.55 LSD
32x11.50 BFG AT's
Green Thunder

Anybody
Dodge Dakota
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7/08/2001
09:28:05

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Hawkeye, check out other sites (moparchat, LS1, Mustangsbesus, etc.). Check out what you get for free and what you get if you pay to join. Read their posts and check for intelligent posts versus dumb or mean spirited posts. Compare all of this to this site. If you find that there are differences then you will be right. Ask yourself why is there a difference. If you find an answer then please share it with us. There are a few good guys on this site but this site has attracted more than it's fair share of idiots, braggers, parrots (people that know nothing but just repeat what they hear), and worse of all - people with a chip on their shoulder. Good luck guys. I'm going where there are more grown ups that don't spread their hate for the world everywhere.



Hawkeye
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7/08/2001
09:35:56

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I dont have to check other sites because I dont care about them. I own a Dakota and a Durango. Thats all I care about talking about right now. I do like other vehicles but this is what I own and what I am fixing up. I like it here and this is where I'll stay. If people cant be adults on there own then fine. I know who I'll ignore and I'm sure others will as well. With that said, RAGE ON GUYS!! Its your right.

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4.7 3.55 LSD
32x11.50 BFG AT's
Green Thunder

K/M/A
Dodge Dakota


7/08/2001
11:17:12

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What I'm trying to tell ever one,is that as long as there is no registration for a name,than I can use who ever's name I want. Daaaaaaa You people that paid all that money for a picture of your truck,can play to ! Hahahaha have at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Blizzard
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7/08/2001
13:28:21

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I've saved way more than my membership dues on parts. Saved around $100 on my hood alone due to the DakotaUSA membership (thanks again, Chris!). There's more to it than just a thumbnail in the forums.

'01 QC 4x4
5.9L, 3.92 LSD, loaded
www.geocities.com/blizzzzard69

Mark
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7/08/2001
13:59:13

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If Mike Balls was registered then the homosexual comment would not have been made. Membership has is privileges including peace of mind in the security of your username, but like Blizzard mentioned there is more to it than just that. At $2.50 a month, its about the same price we all pay Ma Bell to have touchtone instead of pulse on our telephones. A good life is comprised of simple luxuries.

-Mark Hryckiewicz
1993 Sport RC SB 5.2L Auto

Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


7/08/2001
16:42:35

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Not to many Canadians would be willing to buy anything from the U.S on the net anyways. After the exchange you are looking at a ridculous amount of Canadian money. I have found a lot of the same things up here at local performance stores at nearly the same price but in Canuk dollars and I still think they are overpriced.

Life up here sucks especially when we are the most heavily taxed nation in the world!! and make nearly the same wages.

Take Bernd's IAT adjuster for an example. I think it's $40.00. With exchnage and shipping to Canada your talking almost double that $80.00 CAN for a little variable resistor. (great device however) No with our stupid tax rates I would have to earn $130.00 CAN before taxes to end up with $ 80.00 in my pocket. I am starting to get sick just thinking about it!!



Smokin
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7/08/2001
17:24:00

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No way! Earn $130 just to bring home $80? How in thw world can people survive up their? You need to move to the states. I don't even own a Dakota right now and I am registered. I have no photos of me because I don't have that kind of equipment. I to am a member of both clubs and I'm looking foward to the discounts on parts. I should be getting my Mem. Card, etc. soon. I have been joined for about 2 weeks now. Hope they haven't forgot about me! I really like this site, although their are a few idiots on here. But their are DakotaRt also. At least on here I can compare the 4.7L and 5.9L and not have my life threatened.



K/M/A
Dodge Dakota


7/08/2001
22:26:06

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Mark I used to be registered and I gave you ten bucks, when I thought you needed it!You dumped me and others.So know I go buy the flavor of the day.

I could take that 2.50 a month and help feed some homeless kid too.A GOOD LIVE IS HELPING THOSE IN NEED so don't give me that crap about 2.50 ! Mark personally I don't care to see a truck that uses his of road lights as a push bumper or a flying green pickle.

K/M/A



Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


7/08/2001
22:42:00

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Smokin. LOL >I can compare the 4.7L and 5.9L without having my life threatened<


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Your all good Smokin, that's as funny as hell!! BTW Smokin up in Canada if you make $60,000 a year you are paying almost 50% tax. $60,000 is the break point for the highest tax braket up here. That is also the lowest point on the entire planet that the highest tax bracket starts. I hate living up here. I live close to the border so mabye I should spend my weekends hanging in Seattle and marry a girl from there if I find someone special. That's about the only way I can get out.


K/M/A I like the picture of the flying green pickle. It's hillarious.



K/M/T
Dodge Dakota
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7/11/2001
22:41:44

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I agree with Mr. K/M/A. Since I got dumped and have to type in everything everytime, I just use whatever name is handy. It has become a joke sight anyway. I just come here for kicks and giggles.
Mr. Hawkeye, you want info on Dakota and Durango? Go to Moparchat.com. They have a section for Dakota and Durango + you can use some of the info from their Ram section too....with less B.S. And you can register for free (pay the $2.50 a month to some needy kid).Try it. You'll like it.



CRAZY_PSYCO
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1/31/2003
18:51:08

RE: 4.7 smoking bad, whats the deal??
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~ Sex, drugz, rock n roll, speed, weed, birth control, lifez a b*tch n den ya die, so fk da world n letz get HIGH!!!
WHOO SEX AND DRUGS ALL DA WAY!!!!



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