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v816.5litr
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11/05/2002
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i just blew my hemi in my 2008 dakota, i was doing 140 up this hill and all of a sudden i heard this loud bang and now it just blows smoke all over the place, it smells like burt antifreeze as well. Do you think it blew because i was able to run thirty eights after the 12" suspension lift, i mean i was able to run thirty five's no problem. Anyone else with a 2008 who has this problem let me know. Also if anyone knows where i can get jet fuel for cheap my 2004 is done, and that 747 motor hauls ass.

Also thiss isen't really wasting any bandwith, the server will have no problems with me posting a 2kb message every once in awhille, i have problems with my trucks to. Don't player hate cause you aint got that cash that i got.



V16DAKOTA3125
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11/07/2002
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I had the same problem with my 3125 Dakota Sport. It turned out to be the transverse recirculating rotator cuff. I just had to tweak the thing-a-ma-jig on the left counter axle of the super conductive transvisculating clutch fan. If you drain the differential fluid out of the front and rear, put that in the place of the coolant, then fill the diffs with a mix KY jelly, Vicks Vapor Rub, cow sperm, and ORANGE Go-Jo, only the orange though, then you wont have any more problems with that.

I was wondering though, on my 3125 Dakota, there seems to be a problem with the after-burner on the jet propelled enjine. It doesn't seem to want to go into 21st gear at full throttle. Also, the jet fuel is real cheap if you drive onto an air force base, tell them that you are going to see a general, then drive onto the runway, ask them to fill the tank. When they ask why, just tell them that you are with a special branch of the CIA, IRS, and FBI and you are under such high security that you don't even know why. I hope that this helps you.



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11/07/2002
23:59:27

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Seems like this is the place for the newer dak owners like me. On my pre-production 3003 Dakota OctoCab MPD (Magnetic Particle Drive) the flux capacitor went out, and was expensive as heck to replace, had to sell a set of linear injectors out of my old 2009 Dakota LAI (Linear Accelerated Injection) to get the cash. I've heard the flux capacitor goes out often, anyone know where I can get a good deal on them.

Z-Tube, R/T Rims, SSB Rear Disc Conversion, Alpine Head-Unit, Infinity Kappa Speakers, SilverStar Headlights, HO Cams & Intake installed.

Got H.O. ?

V16DAKOTA3125
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11/08/2002
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The flux capacitor is a real bad problem. If you call Jethroes Customs, it is on Quintelapi, at 983-159-4830, they can hook you up for a measly 5000 lbs of whale sperm, 2000 lbs of cow sperm, and your first born Quantilum. Just tell him that Roberg sent ya'.



Fenris
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11/08/2002
00:28:25

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What the heck are you guys talking about? :P



V16DAKOTA3125
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11/08/2002
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Any REAL car guy would understand everything that we are talking about. You must be a sh*tty-Chevy guy, they never know what they are talking about.



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11/08/2002
16:20:57

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You guys just need Autolite spark plugs.

Even in the future milleniums, you'll always be right with Autolite.



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11/08/2002
19:01:34

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My 2009 doesn't have spark plugs, it uses 'Smart Fuel', it senses the pressure building in the combustion chamber and spontaneously combust. The fuel is activated when the linear injectors reverse the polarity.

Those autolites you speak of remind me of the old days, thanks for the trip back in time.


Michael

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hoo me
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11/08/2002
22:11:23

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how many inches do you gap them autolights to. There difinitly worth fifty nine cents for a pack of two



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11/08/2002
22:32:52

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yeah but seriously though, has anyone tried the tsunamiforms? .. 8 12's in the dome light would be nice.

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11/08/2002
22:35:55

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oh btw Michael, dont get the flux spacer .. it's bs.

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11/08/2002
23:31:59

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I know this is off topic, but does anyone know where I can find OEM mice to power my '87 Yugo Sport Coup?

Mine died (they were high milage anyway) so now my pride and joy is stuck in my driveway...



V16DAKOTA3125
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11/09/2002
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When I had my Yugo, I got rid of the mice, and put in a pit bull. You should try this, it really works!



Yugo Gurl
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11/09/2002
00:15:34

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I heard those Mexican jumping beans are the shiznit for repowering those yugos.



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