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5/06/2002
11:48:10
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Two men are driving through Dallas, Texas when they get pulled over by a Dallas Police Officer. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolls down the window of his Dakota and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, "What the he!l was that for?". The cop answers, "You're in Dallas, Texas, BOY... When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's licence, and he's clean. He gives the guy his licence back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger says, "Making what wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I just wish that a**hole would've tried that sh*t with me!"
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dodgeee-O
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5/06/2002
13:38:32
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HAHAHA, LMFAO!
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5pnt9ltrluv
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5/06/2002
14:11:50
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hmm sounds about right!! I am in DFW area!
Kris
2002 Atlantic Blue R/T
Current Mods: True dual Flowmaster 40 Series Original (dumped), MSD 6A Ignition w/ Blaster SS coil and Taylor Spirocore 8mm, 360 Intakez w/ 9" K&N, Flowmetrics 50mm billet throttle body, JBA ceramic headers, Autolite 3923's, 180 degree T-stat, TPS @ .725 v
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MikeD
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5/06/2002
14:13:54
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Yeah I thought the freakin dude was gonna bean me to death for doin a small burnout....acted like he just chased me for 10 blocks or somethin.
~Mike~
'01 R/T
MP 2400 Stall, True Duals w/ Flowmaster 10 series, M-1 2bbl, F&B 52mm TB, Airaid, JBA headers, JBA 9mm wires, Kenne Bell Optimizer II, 180 t-stat, 3rd cat removed, Chrome R/T badges
Awating Intall: 2.02 Ported Magnum R/T Heads, Kammer Cam, 1.6 RR's
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Rascal
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5/06/2002
14:42:07
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from an old biker's point of view...cops suck
98 SLT 2wd 5.2 Powerdyne S/C (just bought), Powerslots, Hawk pads, Snugtop hard tonneau cover, Rancho brushguard and sidesteps, Flowkooler, Edelbrock shocks and dbl timing chain, Flowmetrics TB, Hella 500 lights, Magnacore wires, Autolites, Black Magic #150 and #110, etc...and a 57 Harley Panhead
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Jesse T.
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5/06/2002
15:50:03
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Hay MikeD, is your truck blue? I think I saw you friday night at the fina on nw highway, just wondering if it was you.
Jesse T.
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DaveR
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5/06/2002
17:08:04
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LOL!
I saw an artical cut out of a newspaper:
911 was called late at night and the caller explaned that he needed an officer quick because some guys were robbing his shed. The operator explaned that there were no available units and someone would be there as soon as possible. 10 minutes later the guy called back and told the operator not to bother sending a car, he had just shot the two robbers. Within a few minutes 12 cruisers and a helo were on the scene. When the officers realized no one had been shot they questioned the homeowner and asked "I thought you said you shot them?" To that the owner replied "I thought you said you had no available units?"
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MikeD
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5/06/2002
17:21:56
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Jesse, yeah I have the exact same color as Kris's truck Xcept its a single cab and yeah I drive NW highway...I'm at kellers alot. :)
~Mike~
'01 R/T
MP 2400 Stall, True Duals w/ Flowmaster 10 series, M-1 2bbl, F&B 52mm TB, Airaid, JBA headers, JBA 9mm wires, Kenne Bell Optimizer II, 180 t-stat, 3rd cat removed, Chrome R/T badges
Awating Intall: 2.02 Ported Magnum R/T Heads, Kammer Cam, 1.6 RR's
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Jesse T.
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5/06/2002
17:30:12
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Yeah It probaly was you beacuse there aint too many RTs with true duals, I think it was friday night around 11:30, I was parked next to the Red RT, at the fina, It has been a while sense i went to kellers but the car club that im in is always there,Phaylanx Car Club, its a lowrider Club, Those crome RT badges look tight, I was in a Black badgeles SLT with duals also.
Jesse T.
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MikeD
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5/06/2002
17:39:08
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Oh ok were you hangin w/ Ronnie? Did he tell you we raced at Cockrell Hill? If he did what was his side of the story?
~Mike~
'01 R/T
MP 2400 Stall, True Duals w/ Flowmaster 10 series, M-1 2bbl, F&B 52mm TB, Airaid, JBA headers, JBA 9mm wires, Kenne Bell Optimizer II, 180 t-stat, 3rd cat removed, Chrome R/T badges
Awating Intall: 2.02 Ported Magnum R/T Heads, Kammer Cam, 1.6 RR's
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Jesse T.
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5/06/2002
17:45:51
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Well I dont know Ronnie, I was riding solo, as usual, but are you talking about the black RT that was next to the red one, I parked next to them, but thats about it,didnt talk to them, I also saw that one guy with the white mustang but he wasnt drivng it that night, I missed those races, by the time i got there it was all deserted, Did you Win?
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5pnt9ltrluv
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5/06/2002
17:59:46
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Hey Mike and Jesse- Do you guys normally cruise on friday nights? if so, where/when do you meet up? I would like to hang out with you hip groovy doods in a happening way...hehe
My M1 came today! All I am lacking is the Heads and I am off to Bernd's!
Kris
2002 Atlantic Blue R/T
Current Mods: True dual Flowmaster 40 Series Original (dumped), MSD 6A Ignition w/ Blaster SS coil and Taylor Spirocore 8mm, 360 Intakez w/ 9" K&N, Flowmetrics 50mm billet throttle body, JBA ceramic headers, Autolite 3923's, 180 degree T-stat, TPS @ .725 v
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MikeD
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5/06/2002
18:01:14
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Oh I saw them standing all over there I just assumed U were buddies. I was just kinda curious cuz that dude raced at Ennis and was sayin he ran 13.4's on a stock R/T when guys w/ heads and cam had be runnin low 14's. So I was just wonderin what he was sayin about our race. But if U ever wanna come out to Keller's there are a bunch of dakotas that come out there Sat. night around 8. Its off NW Hwy and Abrams. More than welcome to come out there and hang.
~Mike~
'01 R/T
MP 2400 Stall, True Duals w/ Flowmaster 10 series, M-1 2bbl, F&B 52mm TB, Airaid, JBA headers, JBA 9mm wires, Kenne Bell Optimizer II, 180 t-stat, 3rd cat removed, Chrome R/T badges
Awating Intall: 2.02 Ported Magnum R/T Heads, Kammer Cam, 1.6 RR's
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Jesse T.
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5/07/2002
01:42:29
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Cool, I useto go to Kellers all the time on sat night, We are those guys with all those bad ass lowriders, that red camero, orange 61 impala,convertable impalas, when we use to go we would have to take the three car haller, I just sold my Impala 3 weeks ago but Im still In that car club, They went 2 weeks ago, I think I might go this Sat. night if my truck is done, im getting it buffed, is it all kinds of daks overthere or just RTs? Anyhow I look foward to it.
Jesse T.
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