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Big59er
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3/07/2002
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 Subject: Beat a 90's thunderbird
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Alright here is the deal... Today I was a driving a Saturn because my mom wrecked her jeep a few weeks ago so we got a rantal car. (Part of the insurence deal i guess). Keep in mind before I go any further I do not like Saturns. Its a barebones Saturn. Only has a radio (no CD no Cassette) Has AC and thats pretty much the extent of its features. This car is deffinatly only running 4 cylinders (when you wind it out sounds just like my grandparents Kcar). So anyway I was out at the air port on the way home from downtown this morning after dropping my mom off at work. So these 2 cars in front of me just go flying off to the right into some backstreet behind a Bob Evans. I figured they were racing into a parking lot *shrugs*. So I get up to the intersection and make my right turn... So the stupid b-tch in the thunderbird (one of those early to mid 90's models) Flings her car out onto the middle of the street because she is pissed I still beat her around even after going through the intersection. So I swirve to miss her, floor it, and go to pull onto the interstate and I managed to get her to see my middle finger since the sun was shining through the front window. Well she gets all pissy because she F'ed up and tries to gun it on the way on to the interstate. Well I pull into the middle lane and she swirves over to the far left lane like a bat out of hades and of course the insuation there is she is going to try to floor it. Well ill tell ya that little saturn did pretty damn good I still had maybe alittle bit of pushing left to do on the accelerator and I was still pulling away from her so i turned on my single and pulled into the left lane as if i was just driving along (Because there was a good 2 car lengths between us). Of course she still tried to swing back right like she was going to push everyone in front of her out of the way ,when it was obvious those 2 lanes on our other side were filled with traffic, *rollseyes* like the typical Indianapolis rush hour driver tends to think they have the ability to do. So if any of you were thinking 90's Thunderbird = fast, you can rub that off your list. (It wasnt one of the 5 liter V8 ones Iv heard some of you talking about though but still) Anyhow, thats pretty much how the Indianapolis females drive. (Ironic this city is known for the Indianapolis 500) But then again I guess she drives like the typical female driver at the Indy 500 would too. Example: That Fisher girl that only made it around about umpteen laps in last years Indy 500 before she smacked someone into the wall :^\.
Ill probably be expecting to get alot of feedback from all of the females on here. Beleive me this isnt a knock on female drivers im just in ahh at the stupidity of this individual driver so anyway... that made my morning :)
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