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Sorry... A little off topic, but your help is needed.......
Ok people, here's the deal............
I have these two guys who think it's funny to "screw" with everyones vehicals. They go any where from dumping "sh!t" into the gas tank, such as: used oil, anti~freeze, ball bearings...ect, to throwing eggs and stealing.
Now I know I should just ignore it, be better then them, and not bring my self to there level... But it's pay back time. I have a few great ideas, but I'm looking for any that you may have. ANYTHING... I don't want personal damage, just want them to know what happens to people who fu(k with everyone!!
Thanks for your help "QuickRacing"
"FEEL FREE TO E~MAIL ME" :)
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Big O
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freeze a couple cans of shaving cream... when they are all fully frozen, cut open the cans and throw the blocks of frozen cream in their truck... when it melts it expands a whole lot and will fill the car up.... I have never actually tried this, but i have friends who have. Let me know if you try it.
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QuickRacing
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1/23/2002
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good idea!! I could see that working :)
Anymore?
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Lee
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How about getting it on tape and turning it over to the cops. May not be as much fun, but it will be a lasting reminder.
Lee
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xplikt
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How old are they? Get them for A LOT of things, not just a couple if you can. I think a large scruffy man named bubba who calls you his wife is pretty funny myself.
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QuickRacing
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Sounds like a great idea Lee, but I've been to the cops numerous times, and they aren't interested unless I can prove it... as for taping it, I've tried... there isn't enough light.
xplikt~ I really have no idea what you are trying to say?
Anyone else
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eallen
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First of all I hate people that screw with other people's vehicles or any personal property for that matter. Getting them back probably isn't the answer. The first thing I would do if I were you is get a locking gas cap... I'm shure you don't want to have to buy a new engine if they put something in your gas tank! Prevention is probably your GREATEST weapon. If you are not the only victim you may consider splitting the cost of a private investigator with the others. Private investagors have hi-tech cameras that use infa-red technology to "see" in the dark. They are also very familiar with criminal law and can get the right information you need to build a solid case against them.
Good luck and keep us posted!!
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andrew
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Brake fluid on the paint job. It will work wonders. take off the oil filter. If they dont notice the oil light it would work. Take off the hub cap, remove all lug nuts, replace hub cap. lets see how far they get.
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take off the hub cap and put a small stone in it. replace the hub cap. When they are driving and hear the noise they will think a bearing is shot!!
I also took a car deoderizer that was pungent and put it under the seat where they couldn't find it. It was a hot day when I did that and the windows were closed.
~JOE~
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1/23/2002
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during a night with mild temps and a little
moisture in the air. "Paper Mache" the
persons vehichle. Newspaper is fastest but
porno is funniest. Do the whole vehichle. By
morning it will either be frozen or dry and it is
hell to take off. Ive done this once, i used old
porn and it helps if you have few friends to pull
it off quickly!. Good luck
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QuickRacing
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teamfast... Great idea! does this wreck the paint?
eallen... Locking gas cap (got one)!!
Great posts people!! Anymore ideas!
preferably exterior, I have no way to get inside! (unless you got something REALLY good!)
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steveo
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you can take a piece of dog feces(sp?) or human for that matter and get a rubber glove or plastic bag to cover your hand, go to their car, put it under the doorhandle. like real good up under there. theyll never see it coming. ewww
also the zip tie on the drive shaft gets really annoying. kick an onion in the tailpipe, it breaks off perfectly. pour maple syrup on their car and top with glitter, you can write stuff too. put their car up on cinder blocks(which really pisses the person off. super glue in the door locks.
thats all i can think of for now
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steve
p.s. let us know how it goes
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kevster
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Sugar in there gas tank, will Fu*# up fuel line for good and needs to be replaced. also stuff bananna or shove potato up tail pipe and use small stick to cram it up far, and another after, car wont run...see how long it takes the garage mechanic to find problem after some parts are replaced by guessing. CLIMB under vehicle and use Vise Grips on brake lines, crimp lines tight. brakes wont work!! I love this one, Oh am I speaking from experience? cut rubber brake hoses.
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fourgivn1
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A lot of magic shops sell a 'powderized' gel that will instantly (and I mean INSTANTLY) turn ANY liquid that comes into contact with it, into a gel that won't melt. As quick as you can dump about 2 spoonfuls into a glass of water and pick up the glass of water, it turns into gel.
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if you find there car parked near a post or tree, run a chain or cable from there axle to the post or tree. no more rear end for those guys :) if you want to scare the hell out of them get some m80's and tie wrap them on the frame somewhere and run the wick to the exhaust as close to the manifold as posible, they won't get very far down the road and the m80's will go off. loosen up the oil pan nut, don't take it out where it is sitting or they will see the oil running out from under there car, just loosen it up till its about to drop out. a cutting torch works wonders on a paint job :)
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jake
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Drain the tranny lube or fluid and discard away from the vehicle. No warning lites to tell any difference and it will be a problem$$$
Zip tie large fish to exhaust or other area.
Large mean dog if this stuff happens in your yard.
www.paladinpress.com Lots of revenge material.
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TEAMFAST
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I THINK IF YOU USE NEWSPRINT IT BLEEDS
INTO THE PAINT, STAINING IT.
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alex
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The fresh air that comes into the cab of the car comes in thru the grill work beneath the windshield wipers. Pour a can of sardine juice or tuna or piss or whatever. It will stink up the inside of the car and LAST for YEARS! The blower fan pulls air across that area and the only real way is to fix that is just replace the car!
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QuickRacing
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I love it!! keep it up!
Fourgivn1~ I have thought of that, but will it work in gas?
Jake~ great post, the web address looks handy!
Thanks everyone! Your imput will help!
Any more ideas please let me know!!!
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Bri
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How about you get a set of brassknuckles and beat the ever living sh!t out of them. Then the joke would be beating them within an inch of their lives :) Thats my favorite of all time.
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Cal Dak
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i know how you feel, i've gotten sand down the gas tank after i recently moved. Pissed the heck out of me. I know its the kid down the street but no proof. Sucks for us.
Hope you get him good!
Good luck
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One I have often used is to splice an old car horn into the reverse lights. Everytime you shift to reverse HONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!! Very upsetting until you find the horn.
Shawn
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mike w
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Just make sure YOU don't get caught on tape or by witnesses and end up taking the rap for all the other ones!!!!
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Demon-Xanth
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Put dry ice in a paint can, reseal, RUN!
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fourgivn1
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In response to whether or not the instant gel will work in gasoline.....gasoline is a liquid. :-)
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Simpleman96
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I am all for putn some buck shot in there ass. I may sound a little tense but I work hard for what I have. But the private I thing sounds about the next best thing.
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QuickRacing
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I'm with ya simpleman96... we all work hard for what we have, but jail time doesn't sound appealing. That's why I started this thread for all to give ideas on letting the people who get sh!t on, have revenge!! Not shooting them.. (Although?....) but just giving them a taste of their own, But a little worse... something they won't forget, something that will make them think twice, before fu(king with you!!! I know you all have something!
Here are a few of mine....
1. suran(SP?)wrap the whole car
2. Loosen topper, so when they drive the truck it falls off... (If applicable)
3. Take the tail gate!
4. Take all the screws out of the tail lights, and eventually they work there way out!
5. Take a tube of grease and either put it on the windshield wipers or just apply it to the whole windshield.. That doesn't come off easy!!!
So come on people, I want to hear really good revenge tactics... :)
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xplikt
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That reminds me, I need to get a locking gas cap. Anyone know of a good place to get one, I only know of http://www.leedobbs.com/rcap1.html
Thanks.
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QuickRacing
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Bumper to Bumper $9.95
BUT... I have found that the keys work widely!!
Mine key works on two out of the five I've tried.
So it's not problem solving, just a deturent(SP?)
Quick
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alex
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One method I have found to be effective is the "Cleveland Steamer" method. What you do is find out where the punks live. Then, in the middle of the night, sneak into a window, crawl up, peel back the sheets, and very slowly crouch over their chest in the bed. Once you are fully crouched, drop the biggest, steamiest, beer drinkin-est, most Mexican food eatin-est dookie that you can muster. Right in their damn chest hairs. When you have finished and pinched it off, you sit in the pile and scooot your a$$ back & forth while making the Steam Boat whistle sound (and pulling your hand up & down like your hnking an air horn). The more realistic the steam boat whistle, the more effective a crime-deterrent it is.
Good Luck. WhooooooooT! Whooooooooot! Whoooooowoowoooowoooot!
Ahoy,there mate-y!
Haaaahaaahahahahahhaha
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kevster
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Visit your local auto parts store or body shop supply house, and get some paint remover, comes in can. one can will do great. wear rubber gloves to protect yourself and no finger prints. open can and pour all over vehicle. take can with you dont leave it at the scene, next morning the paint is all lifted off and wrinkled. Can Ya say new paint job$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ HA HA.
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Sulfuric or Meuratic(sp) acid in the fuel tank will kill the entire engine and fuel system slowler then sugar in the tank and it destroys the entire engine. If you can get under the hood a cup of sand in the engine crankcase will do wounders. Sardines and sardine oil in the cowl vents. If you realy want to stink up the vechile you can use cow or human feces. Put the fece in a gallon jug and add water. Do this entil you have a half jug full of liguid $hit about as thick as milk. Let this sit in the sun for a couple of weeks. You will have to vent it frequently. Once it has a strong ammonia smell dumb this in the cowl vents.
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Anthony
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By you guys posting all your PAY BACK ideas some idiot right now, is reading this and your giving them the recipe on how to fuk up your truck.
I'm sorry guys but this really pisses me off.
Anthony
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Here are a few I know:
1: Get a gallon sized ziplock bag and fill it half way or so with urine, so it is all collected in the bottom half of the bag and the top part is flat. Close the ziplock tight and slip the zipper end through the window frame (It works the best with the windows down, but you may be able to work it in through the sides or something). once the bag is in the window to the piss, gently squeeze the bag so the urine fills the other half of the bag. Once the other half of the bag is full, start to gently pull the empty half of the bag. The urine should explode all over the inside of the car. Liquid feces would work as well, I suppose, but I wouldn't want to try to get it into the bag. A less effective method would be to use a syringe full of urine or feces.
2: This is basically the same as the "wrap the car in saran wrap" idea above, except, before wrapping the car in saran wrap, coat the entire car in vaseline. Makes the saran wrap stick much better!
3: Not sure if this one really works. Get some drano in a syringe, and inject it into a ping-pong ball. Plug the syringe hole with candle wax. Drop the ball into the gas tank (a smaller, hollow plastic ball may be recommendable, as it needs to fit down the filler neck). I have heard this might cause some fireworks, he he. :)
Have fun!
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oh Anthony
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OH ANTHONY YOU AREN'T HAVING ANY FUN!
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kevster
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Ok i guess enough is enough, shall we put this topic to rest..I think we gave enough ideas. I dont have to worry about someone messing with myy trucks, both are locked up in my garage.. DAKOTA Rules!
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Fill some shotgun shells with rock salt and shoot those f*ckers in the a$$ next time you see them on your property. It won't kill them but it hurts like hell. I'm also a proponent of finding them alone and beating the sh!t out of them. Baseball bat, tire iron, expandable baton...your choice.
I had a friend who dealt with a similiar situation. He went to the guys house, knocked on the door, when the dude answered he grabbed him by the nutz, and beat the crap out of him in the front yard.
We were still teenagers though. Stuff like that will get an adult thrown in jail lickety splits.
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Limberer cheese hidden in the heater vents. Talk about stink!
There is alot you can do but really, why lower yourself to their level? Besides, if you have my kind of luck you'll be the one getting caught doing something and really having to pay it. They may even try to pin the other peoples' work on you. Ain't worth it in my book.
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alex
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Whooooooooot! WhooooWhoooWhooooooooooooot!
All aboard! Whooooooooooot!
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QuickRacing
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Thank people... These may come in handy!!
I think we should end this, so as not to make anyone angry... If you do come up with some "Really Good" ones, just e~mail it to me... Thanks for your help guys. I really appreciate it! "QuickRacing"
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Ok, this is what you've been waiting for. Get a can of Mace and spray it in the intake vents. It's orderless and tasteless. CASE CLOSED
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