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geoff
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11/09/2001
03:47:42

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Today me and my Intense Blue 2000 dakota CC 3.9 with a ton of modifications will part ways.

Due to unforseen circumstances involving a divorce i cant afford it anymore. Tomorrow morning it goes away

Hold back your tears I WILL be OK. After i drop it off at the X's to do with what she pleases I will pick up my "new" dakota. A 2000 red RC 3.9L 5 speed with only 13k miles on it Guess i will have to start the modifications over again.



HSKR
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11/09/2001
05:37:45

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Strip that thing for all it's worth before you drop it off!! Do a few nasty burnouts, and slip the clutch ALOT. Remove anything that you can tranfer over to your new Dak.





2THEXTRM
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11/09/2001
07:19:19

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Now that's thinkin, beat the snot out of it and strip the easy stuff off it, hehehehe. Don't give yer ex anymore than you have to, what's she givin you in return? If you live in NY like me, then the answer would be nothing and I have to give her half my paycheck for the rest of my life!



Rascal
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11/09/2001
08:01:52

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that sux..I agree, strip that mutha...

Rascal



snowman
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11/09/2001
09:43:06

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Be a man and give it to her smiling. Then buld a better one. Living well IS thew best revenge.



xplikt
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11/09/2001
10:27:58

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Also, anything you can remove for spare parts without noticing is good too. Drain out almost all the fluids. Like anyone will know if you drain 1/2 the differential, haha! Wiper fluid, replace it with like armourall. If she's allergic to anything like cats, make sure you put like 4 of them in there for a day and let them put their dander all over the place.

Muahahah.



Lesley
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11/09/2001
13:09:30

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I'm with Snowman. Living well IS the best revenge (and living with yourself). I had to re-finance my house... but I kept my dak, and HE kept his Echo.

97 3.9 V6 Sport Club Cab. Black. Auto 3.55
Quick D Intake,
Autolite 3923s with Borg Warner Wires
Awaiting Installation: JBA headers, V8 R/T TB,

HSKR
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11/09/2001
13:31:31

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Remove the spare tire and keep it. Then put a lsow leak in the valve cap right before you drop it off. She'll go to put the spare and, and guess what?? NO SPARE!!! If she asks about it say it musta been stolen at sometime and you didn't realize it.





geoff
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11/09/2001
14:13:00

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I went with snowman

Transfered only the Flowmetrics TB, the Intake, and the IAT adjuster. Already have the TB and intake on And i'm trying to find a muffler shop to Cut something in my stock exhaust (cant afford another Gibson catback. Also have a set of 3923's as well as a 180 t-stat. But that will probably wait til tomorrow. By the way I'm glad i got this new truck 5-speeds ROCK.




Whoever she sells it to is going to be very happy. And i hope he treats it well like i did



swingman
Dodge Dakota
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11/09/2001
15:06:05

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Sorry to hear that :(

Did you weld on your cat-back?



Geoff
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11/11/2001
13:35:50

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Read a good day



revenge1213
Dodge Dakota


11/11/2001
14:32:39

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I would have put sugar in the gas tank too...and also put about oh , 50 weight oil in the crankcase. To heck with the b!tch! Let her suffer.



Lesley
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11/11/2001
14:44:43

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I disagree. Not only is my conscience clear... I went to pay my almost $1,000 truck insurance the other day. It was already paid. By my ex.

97 3.9 V6 Sport Club Cab. Black. Auto 3.55
Quick D Intake,
Autolite 3923s with Borg Warner Wires
Awaiting Installation: JBA headers, V8 R/T TB,

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