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BONGPANTS
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3/08/2012
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 Subject: IDIOT DAK 3.9
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93 Club Cab 4x4 Rebuilt A500 3.9. I get at best about 17 hwy and 11 city. I have changed every sensor except the crank sensor, and i have changed the o2 sensor twice. 134k miles on the truck, has a new double roller chain, v8 tb, stock 3 inch exhaust (came that way in 93) with a flowmaster muffler, and high flow cat. truck runs great just gets crap for mileage, i have no clues what to do? i've been toying with the idea of new injectors and an engine flush, but i might just sell it instead.
YOU F%CKIN IDIOT CANT YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT... ITS 4X4 V6 WHAT MILAGE DO YOU EXPECT...TRY A THROTTLE BODY SPACER I BET THAT WILL HELP AND PUT SOME ATF FLUID IN YOUR GASTANK. WHAT I DONT GET IS THAT YOU HAVE DUN ALL THIS WORKTO YOUR 3.9L 4X4...; I MEAN REALLY WHY THE F%CK ARE YOU MODIFYING THAT THING.. OH WAIT I FORGOT YOUR GUNNA TAKE THAT HOT ROD TO THE TRACK ARENT YOU..YEAH NICE MAN. RACE IT ... I BET YOU CAN SMOKE A 1994 TOYOTA CORROLA.. AND IF THAT DOESNT GET HIM YOU CAN ALWAYS DROP A 454 CHEVY BIG BLOCK AND TAKE HIM TO THE DRAG..BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY STILL LOSE BEACAUSE YOUR A BEAN FROM MEXICO. ALSO AN IDIUE I SEE IS THAT YOU CAN COMPREHEND ANYTHING. OK SO LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU...SLAP THE SH!T OUTTA YOUR BABY THEN GO AND FILL YOUR GAS TANK WITH AVAIATION FUEL. 155 OCTANE SHUD DO THE TRICK. MAKE SURE YOU FLOAT YOUR VALVES UNTILL YOU DROP A VALVE SEAT...CAN YOUR PEE SIZED BRAIN COMPREHEND THAT..OH SORRY I MEAN CAN YOUR SINGLE CELL ORGANISM BRAIN CELL UNDERSTAND...I THINK I HEAR YOUR BABY CRYIN...BETTER PUT HIS HEAD IN A VISE AND POUR OIL ON HIS FACE AND THEN DUNK TEST HIM TO SEE IF THERES A NAI IN HIS HEAD.
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