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mxrider
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2/06/2004
20:31:12

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loosen the oil filter on their car



Black Sheep
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2/07/2004
00:54:21

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About ten years ago at a local shopping mall I came out and there was one of those VW vans sitting beside me. The doors on it opened high and wide. On the top of my drivers side fender was a big dent and scratch. I waited about an hour for this prick to come out but got tired of waiting. I needed a little payback and it was then I noticed the locking gas cap. I just happend to have an extra tool box key that slipped into the cap and snapped it off in the cap and the little cover popped back into place. So they got a surprise when they pulled in for fuel.



ANDE
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2/07/2004
02:31:00

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I feel your pain, I have a Solar yellow '99 C/C and suffered my first ding right after I bought the truck by some MORON with a runaway shopping cart,,right into my tailgate!!
one of those dents like you have,,barely noticeable but bugging the sh!t outta you.

I brought my tailgate to the body shop at my dodge dealership where they had an older guy that did paintless dent removal,,,,3 hours later the guys calls me and says "come get your tailgate sir..shes all straight again", Cost me $80.00 but the ding is GONE!! COMPETELY!! he was able to snake his tools into one of the drain holes at the bottom of the gate and massaged the dent away with ease.
These guys are miracle workers!!



Shaneo
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2/07/2004
03:32:04

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Door dings??? I had some ass hole from Texas destroy the whole passenger side of my truck with his super duty ford at 40 mph. He got the fender, door, cab corner, and box panel. He gave me an ass load of false information (insurance, address, phone #, name.) I only had liability on my truck, and there is $7188.00 damage!!!! My dad is a body man, so it wont cost me that much, but it still sucks. Turns out Texas wont do anything for me, and the P.A. cops wouldn't come to write an accident report because nobody was injured, so I'm screwed. If I'd known that, I'd have kicked the shlt out of the old man right then. That made it easier to handle when I got my ding on the driver side at the mall. Now I park with the ugly destroyed side of my truck close to other people, so I have plenty of room on the driver side.



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2/07/2004
12:02:29

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Hehehehe.... I like to hide out of sight and watch people hit my truck. Then I follow them to where the work and live. Hehehehe....



Shaneo
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2/10/2004
07:57:09

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I would, but texas is soooo far away!!!!!!



RAT
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2/11/2004
21:35:39

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Heres another way to screw with peoples cars. You get a piece of hose and some duct tape, and tape it to the drive shaft, so when they take off they get a horrible sound coming from the bottom of their car.



another mark
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2/12/2004
00:28:02

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Sugar in the gas tank is nice too ;)



Ozzy Osbourne
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2/12/2004
00:49:15

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or you could steal their v8 tb, drain all their oil, bust their rearview mirrors, pull on the door handles till they break, steal their rims, change their spark plug gap, piss on their air filter, give them a rear disc brake conversion, and then when they come back you could ask em how to get more horsepower from your truck



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