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DakUSA
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12/17/2003
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Twas the night before Christmas
and I was caught at the light,
With this Little Dodge Dakota
and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try,
I will try with this small motor,
To beat this dakota,
I know he don't have a blower,
As light goes green
and I pull like no joke,
The dakota erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher,now Rev-ver,now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know Im in trouble when that damn truck gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPMs sing,
Can’t see the truck
Cause My mirror is blocked
By my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar,
Of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my APC stickers go flying
now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third,
cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool,
like u can relate
Chris Lambert
Dakota USA
01 Graphite QC -- 4.7 Auto, Hotchkis, GTS Functional RamAir Hood, F&B 70mm TB, SpinTech True Dual Exhaust, Bed Rug, Leer 700, 18X9 Alt Wheels, SS Grilles, SS Bumper, Custon Leather seats, NR Auto gauges, Kenwood CD, 350 amp, JL 10" sub in console, DVD, Billit AC knobs
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ZenDak
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12/17/2003
12:51:25
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LOL - that's good...
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12/17/2003
13:37:23
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that was goooood!
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daddio
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12/17/2003
14:38:14
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LMAO
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Zach
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12/17/2003
18:31:52
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LOL! You forgot the typical ricer flyby though.
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janesy
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12/17/2003
20:26:25
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peeeerfect!!
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RAT
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12/17/2003
21:03:59
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Niiiice... Now try a good recognizable song.
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Selcher
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12/17/2003
21:29:30
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Awesome!
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Stepdogg
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12/18/2003
08:35:28
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Damn straight! that sounds about right. HA HA
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Wolverine
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1/09/2004
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Nothing to add - just that this post is very much worth a bump. This is the kind of thing that makes the site fun.
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Ripper47
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1/09/2004
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THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!! My roomate has a 4banger Uncle Bens special, hes gonna like this one.. lol
-=Josh=-
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android287
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12/19/2004
09:22:57
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It was time to bump this one back up to the top for the holiday season.
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loser
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12/19/2004
16:20:59
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This same exact thing was already written but about
mustangs.......looks like it was changed to a dakota....
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Kris
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12/19/2004
20:42:33
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That is great!! Chalk one up for the good guys
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GraphiteDak
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12/19/2004
20:59:50
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" ...4banger Uncle Bens special"
Yeah. That was cool.
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Alec
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12/19/2004
22:52:53
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HAHAHA. I loved that.
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Android287
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12/24/2005
09:11:59
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I still love this!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Nothing flows like a straight pipe
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Spacinjason
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12/24/2005
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LMAO! Good one.
Spacinjason
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01Motorsport
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12/24/2005
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Maybe the trash can muffler manufactuers can do something about the "cow with a bellyache" ricer exhaust note in 2006!! "Just Say Merry Christmas", Y'all!
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Maggadog
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12/24/2005
17:35:52
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This poem just go to prove that some things are wort repeating!
Merry Christmas!!
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toolfan
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12/24/2005
23:03:59
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good story and very truthful!
happy holidays
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